Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Mercury Morris and Don Shula Should Drop Dead

Don Shula. The most overrated coach in the history of the NFL. The guy that couldn't lead Dan Marino to a championship with all the weapons he had. Do we have to watch this guy for the rest of the year as the Patriots try to stay undefeated and break the only record that Shula and the rest of his 1972 butt pirate Dolphins whine and complain about whenever an NFL team is undefeated past week 10 ?

Seriously, this old, wrinkled bafoon should stay home and watch the games on TV. Nobody care what he or Mercury Morris has to say ? "Don't call me when you're in my neighborhood, call me when you're on my block !" Hey Mercury, how about I don't call you at all. How about you drop dead from a stroke.

1 comment:

Cornstarr said...

Did you see Shula last night trying to act like he never said there should be an asterisk next to the Pats record if they go undefeated? Or pretending like he never equated stealing signals with steroid use? What a f*cking two faced prick. Now he wants to celebrate what a great team the Pats are? Thanks, but no thanks, Don.

And yes, Suds. We will have to listen to the '72 D-Bags for the rest of the season, and that is 50% their fault, and 50% the fault of the retarded media for thinking its a great story.