Sunday, December 2, 2007

I Wish I Had an Enormous Pecker


I'm the first one to admit I have an "average" sized hog. What I wouldn't give to have an abnormally sized pecker for one day. It would be unbelievably sweet. I'd wear ass-less chaps and slap my man-sized manicotti from thigh to thigh as I walked down the street. I'd ask girls to play with it, maybe even take it for a test drive while they wait for their iced coffee order to be screwed up by some mallet at Dunky D's.

Wouldn't it be nice......

4 comments:

Wimpy Miles said...
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chelsea clinton sparxx said...

Sudsy, who you kidding? Your favorite drunken outfit is your birthday suit. If you think you have an "average sized hog" (as you claim), then call me John Holmes. That turtle head ain't even pushin' three inches.

Suds Attorney said...

I bet that deleted comment was a gem. And as Suds attorney I'll say this....although he didn't do anything terribly beautiful this weekend none of his actions could be admissible in a court of law

Simply Suds said...

My attorney is on point. Hopefully he'll accept monopoly money or bud light as payment for his services.