I Almost Cost Maria Her Match This Morning
For all of you Tennis junkies out there, I just thought I'd update you on what's going on out in Paris for the French Open. Maria Sharapova showed little sign of her recent shoulder trouble as she defeated Emilie Loit of France 6-3, 7-6 (4). Sharapova was soft spoken after her match, probably due to the fact that I kept her up until around 3 AM this morning:
"My shoulder is still not where I want it to be. It's still not perfect," Sharapova said. "I don't think I've had a more serious injury."
Maria, it's not really my fault that I had whisky d*ck last night. Normally, a smoke show like you would be able to satisfy me pretty quickly...but hey, once and a while these things happen. I'd like to apologize to all your Russian fans for risking your tennis match due to my craving for a crank job. But at the end of the day, you're still stupid hot....and we still have many positions to try for your upcoming events. I love you, call me.
4 comments:
The best thing about Maria are the porn-like moans/grunts she makes every time she swings.
why do her tits look bigger in the first picture?????
That first photo is great.
Take it from a titty master. Her tits look incredible in that first photo because she is going with the no sports bra look. A sports bra makes her look relatively flat, while one can clearly notice there are some decent B cups when there is nothing holding them back.
Class dismissed.
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