Monday, July 2, 2007

Bringing Chicks to Sporting Events


I would like the hear the readers of The Win Column's opinion on whether it is ok to bring your chick to a sporting event. I believe there are 3 valid reasons that are acceptable, which I will mention in a second...but overall, I think the consensus is an absolute NO. I know there are some pretty cool chicks out there that could handle it, but I can't think of many chicks that would make it a better experience than sucking down a few cold brewski's with Sudsie at a game in Fenway park...or maybe or double-fisting at the Garden, trying so hard not to spill those glorious Bud Lights all over me while trying so hard to walk up the stairs to my seat.

I can probably count the amount of chicks I know on one hand who I would have a good time with, but most of them could care less about the game itself. They don't know any of the players or any of the rules. One time I went to a Sox game and the girl didn't even know how many innings there were! Are you kidding me? What guy wants to spend time explaining how many god damn innings are in a game!

Anyways, here are the 3 reasons I find it acceptable:

1.) She is generally interested and knows what she is talking about. This is the chick that would be watching Remdawg on a Wednesday night vs. the Devil Rays if you weren't even home.
2.) She is smoking hot and it is one of your first dates. First couple dates are acceptable. I think a girl feels privileged to be asked to a game, knowing that you chose her over all your cool buddies. There's a good chance you're getting laid if you make this move.
3.) She loves to black out! This focuses all the attention on having a good time and not being a fake fan for one night. Usually, this is the type of girl that will admit she has no clue and just wants to have a good time.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

and if shes into anal action too...

Anonymous said...

it depends on the chick. if shes your girlfriend, then its fine to bring her to a game as long as its not against a real good team. u bring a girl to yanks game, and ill come find you and punch your lights out. bring to the devil rays game, though, and your golden. if she has no clue about sports, then she cant come. unless she has huge tits.

Anonymous said...

If you have a girlfriend sometimes you can't get out of it but overall I think well said.

Anonymous said...

She can go if she gives you road head to and from the game. If you take the T, so be it...take chances.

Simply Suds said...

If you take a chick to a Yankees game, Opening Day, any game that has a ridiculous pitching match up (aka Beckett vs Halladay) or a playoff game....you should be punched in the face immediately and have your tickets forfeited to the person that punched your lights out.

Sjudit84 said...

Zuhaha.You guys are so funny!:) I am from Hungary, I donno too much about Baseball but about soccer, basketball, tennis and other sports I know a lot, I ain't the chick who goes to the game for drinking and looking at men's asses on the field. I think you met the wrong type of women...too bad if you think you cannot have a good time with females at a sports game:)