Monday, October 15, 2007

Sophie Howard and Science














Dear readers of TheWinColumn, please meet the future Mrs. Cornstarr...

But more importantly, according to the London News men should ejaculate more. Yup. You heard right. This was an actual scientific study.

To help in this endeavor, I give you all Sophie Howard. When it comes to motivation, she's like the Tony Robbins of getting guys to fire off a couple of knuckle-children. If the scientists doing this study had allowed access to her pics it would have skewed all the data because the men participating would have been jerking off like a bunch of spider-monkeys on methamphetamines.

6 comments:

Norman P. Orlando said...

she's going to have lower back problems when she gets older with those titties

Ishmael said...

I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!

Anonymous said...

Well Norm I guess that daily back massages are in order.

Oh, I see Ishmael is volunteering to be Mr. Mom and stay home with the seven kids while Sophie earns the money, we see who wears the pants in that relationship.

Be content to gaze upon the goddess.

Anonymous said...

Yea,

Let me just say; Splooooooge! She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Neither of us would be able to hold down a job because I would probably never leave the bedroom!

She is sexy said...

She is one of the sexiest page 3 models.

Anonymous said...

I wank to her constantly!