Friday, November 30, 2007

The Most Violent Movie Trailer I've Ever Seen

John Rambo: If those two words don't get your blood pumping, you're probably dead. Yes, Sly is back, and he's bigger and better than ever. More unintelligable dialogue, more slack-faced snearing, it's gonna be awesome.

Here are some high lights you don't want to miss:

1. Rambo cuts a guy's head off with a huge f*cking combat knife.

2. Rambo uses a rear mounted machine gun to kill a dude at point blank range, making a disgusting mess.

3. Rambo literally rips a guy's throat out to stop him from raping a prisoner.

4. All the old-school Rambo conventions: killing people with a bow and arrow (the arrows being exploding arrows, of course), the cliche plot of "going up the river to save hostages", the original lettering from the first movie still being used in title and credits.

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