Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Happy Birthday Anna Nicole

I don't care what any of you say. Way back when Anna Nicole was a complete smoke show....its too bad she had to die disgraced, bloated and an utter laughing stock. She had her 15 minutes though which is a lot better than most of us get. I guess you could argue she was the female equivalent to Elvis but obviously to a much lesser extent. Although, if reality TV was en vogue back in Elvis' day I'll bet you a million bucks that he would have had his own show when his career entered the latter stages.

It didn't help that the media covered this fiasco with more zeal and intensity then the JFK assassination. Instead of covering relevent issues of the day Fox News opted to give hourly updates on what traces of new drugs were found in her system or the fact that she was carrying more giz than a sperm bank. Unfortuantely it wasn't just Fox though, CNN and MSNBC were all guilty. The only network that wasn't was C-SPAN and they were too busy covering bill # 3765 regarding the zoning laws in Montogomery, Alabama. Isn't there any middle ground?

Anyways, who cares? I'm not ashamed to admit when I was a young buck that beat off to Naked Gun 33 1/3. Maybe I did it again last week when it was on Comedy Central. Regardless I'd like to remember Anna like the pictures above not hunched over a toilet throwing up ejaculate.


All Things Considered said...

We at NPR only covered it for a minute. We spent the rest of the time talking about goat milk, hippies, and the greatest demographic in America... goat milk drinking hippies. Baaa!

Kevin Pittsnogle said...

I'd pittsnogle the hell out of her. Man i wish i was still on the C's