Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Happy Birthday Keeley Hazell!






No lie the first line of Keeley's wikipedia site reads "...is a British Page 3 girl and glamour model noted for her large yet non-augmented breasts. " Yet another reason why the British are completely cleaning our clock when it comes to hot chicks. Also, upon further review of what exactly a page 3 girl is, it turns out there is a newspaper in the U.K. called The Sun that every week will publish a straight up butt-naked photo of an absolute smoke show. Bingo! Sign me up for that paper. Too bad this country is a bit to sexually repressed to trust the general public with that.


Anyways Keeley happy birthday! I hope the asshole that gets to see you in your birthday suit chokes on his tea and crumpets.


Orlando

9 comments:

smarmy brit said...

Keeley Hazel and nudie newspapers: just another way our country is superior to yours...

SlowStuff said...

This is the only time I wish I was British

Dooley said...

Jackpot!

eponymous said...

For all those who aren't at work or don't care about getting fired here is the link to Keeley's sex tape. This is thanks to the wonderful boys over at robont.net.

http://www.robont.net/mt-search.cgi?IncludeBlogs=1&search=keeley+hazell

Cornstarr said...

I'd hit it.

Anonymous said...

the above link sucks

eponymous said...

sorry 'anonymous' ass monkey. Just trying to spread alittle love. Sorry that i'm not unemployed and can't look at porn all day. Good job contributing something useful to the site.

BushyFromOz said...

i SWEAR i will trade the ashes trophy fir keeley!!!

You poms actually have something to envy :)

Anonymous said...

I want to fuck her brains out.