Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Cornstarr's Arrival at TheWinColumn



Seriously, this is how I got here. Ever since I first tried the Inflatable Body-Pod Suit (which retails on the internet for a mere $107.14) it has become my preferred mode of transportation whenever possible. Not to mention the fact that when you're 8 beers deep, it's just about the most fun thing you've ever done in the water with your suit on. Or off. Depending on who you are and how you roll.

I look forward to building on the wicked sweet foundation the previous writers from TheWinColumn have built, and solemnly pledge to bring you the best in sports, music, hot chicks, beer, violence, and things that make you say, "what the f*ck was that all about?" People are going to sh*t all over me, and I'll sh*t all over them, then we'll go out and kill Bud Lights (to bury the hatchet) until we get in a fist fight when they find out I f*cked their sister last month and now she's late. It's gonna be awesome.

1 comment:

Wimpy Miles said...

Welcome, Cornstarr... beers are in the fridge.