Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Donovan McNabb Is A Whiny B*tch


Boo friggin hoo Donovan. So you’re latest rant is that you stink this year because there is too much pressure on you (and other black QBs) because no one wants you there and you have to try harder to impress. Waaaaaaaah! Give me a friggin break. That excuse is so weak I want to smack you but my hand is too small to give your fat face an adequate jolt. I’m so sick of people playing the race card in sports, and in particular football. You play in a league that is DOMINATED by African-Americans. The majority of the league is black for christ’s sake. But no, you have to come out and say Carson Palmer and Peyton Manning don’t have it nearly has hard as you do. Maybe that’s because they’re way better and you stink this year. Is that at all possible Donovan?

What about Eli Manning, Joey “ I just wanna be a back-up” Harrington or even Chad Pennington. Those poor bastards get killed by their fan bases and the national media. Chad Pennington got cheered at home (at home!) when he got hurt for crying out loud! Do you think he has it tough because he’s a pickle? Joey Harrington doesn’t know what the hell to do. He’s been trying like hell to be a back-up QB anywhere and everywhere he goes he falls ass backwards into the starting job and stinks worse than curdled milk.

Donovan, don’t get me wrong. I like you as a person, I think you’re a great QB and an above average leader of a team (although that performance in the waning seconds of the super bowl, arguably the most defining moments of your career, was about as gross as a wet fart after chili). I’m sure if the Eagles let you go (which I don’t think they will) the majority of NFL teams would kill to get you. Do you think maybe, just maybe its not that you’re black, its that you play in Philly which has the WORST fan base in the history of professional sports? So don’t use the race card dude, you’re better than that. Its too easy to throw down the race card when you stink to take the attention off of your abysmal play. And if the last thing you’re thinking about as you try to thread the needle to Brian Westbrook is that you need to hit this pass because black QBs need to try harder to gain respect, then maybe you need to re-prioritize your concentration?
P.S. On a complete sidenote can we PLEASE have weight limits for flight attendants I'm so f*cking sick of having their fatness rub up against me when the woddle up and down the aisle
Orlando

4 comments:

Stank said...

I couldn't agree more with anything you just wrote Orlando. 100% dead on.

Anonymous said...

mcnabb is a typical black pussy. stop bitching and play. you never see white qb's bitching like this. its cuz the whites win and the blacks always lose. its the truth. whens the last time a black qb won a super bowl? doug williams on the skins?

Mitch & Murray said...

Fuck McNabb...how many super bowl rings? Overrated since day 1. You see pal, that's my take, and he's nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna be praised - win! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cock smoker? You can't take this, how will you take the abuse you will get from Philly fans this weekend? You don't like it, leave. Go do a soup commercial. What a joke!

Anonymous said...

wow, is Stank really coming to this site?