Monday, September 17, 2007

Boston Turns 377 Today And Adriana Sklenarikova Is Friggin Gorgeous

What a great day. Coming off a weekend that saw the Patriots absolutely destroy the Chargers and prove once again that LT is a whiny bitch and Philip Rivers probably didn't even make his Pop Warner team. I was so friggin pumped by that win that I almost forgot the Yanks took two out of three against the Sox this weekend. But it doesn't matter because we're still up. But on this great day as most of us are enjoying the quintessential turning of the seasons in New England, we should take time out of your day give props to Beantown. Yes, yes ladies and gentlemen today is Beantown's birthday and I bet most of you didn't even know it. On this day back in 1630 the Puritans founded the Massachusetts Bay Colony. Those brave lads laid the foundation for the city that you and I rountinely stagger through every weekend. They are directly responsible for creating those shady alleys that provide ample darkness for us to exploit our vices if we see fit. So tonight, in case you needed another reason to go out drinking other than MNF, have one on Beantown....its been so good to you through the years.

Which brings me to my next point: Adriana Sklenarikova. She has nothing to do with Boston, has never been here, and probably couldn't even say the word if you asked her to. But guess what?? Her birthday is today AND she's ridiculously hot and I'd lick her armpits. Apparently she's credited with making the wonderbra popular in Europe and her cans were pasted all over the place back in the day.



SlowStuff said...

I'd like to lick her arpits!!!!!!

Lenny Clarke said...

I'll have (more than) one for the hub and I'd eat her shit.