Monday, November 19, 2007

Chelsea, Mass is Weird


Much to my surprise....I awoke out of a blacked out coma on Saturday morning (on the floor with no blanket or pillows or any sort of indication that I went to bed by choice).....and had absolutely no idea where I was, what town I was in, or who resided in any of the 3 bedrooms that appeared to have closed doors.

You would think that simply looking out the window would help a little bit....but it actually made me even more confused. There was some serious looking characters walking up and down the street, in the mist of a smoggy fog haze....and I think one of these miserable humans even attempted to give me a care bear stare through the window, as if he'd never laid eyes on a Caucasian male before.

Low and behold, I somehow made it to the residence of Wimpy Miles, Slowstuff, and Steina in Chelsea, Massachusetts. A town I am officially giving 5 fingers down. The Tobin Bridge is an abortion. I can't blame Wimpy for actually buying a place of residence, which is the first step to obtaining personal wealth....but I think you mutts could have done a lot better without being the 3 kids that look like they could be NSYNC living in Harlem.

Thanks for the hospitality perverts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 comments:

SlowStuff said...

The only thing thats weird here is the fact that you are a grown ass 27 year old drunken mess; living in your parents basement in your hometown of Plymouth, MA. Pathetic!I'd rather live in the slums of Chels anyday, than live with mommy!

Wimpy Miles said...

I was at a wake on Friday and missed out on Friday's shenanigans... this is the first I've heard that Sudsy slept over. Thank the Jewish Lord he didn't sleep in my bed. Wowsers. Good lookin' out, Slow.

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Norman P. Orlando said...

there is no jewish god

Wimpy Miles said...

yeah there is, he's the one who chose my people.

Wimpy Miles said...

and if we're NSYNC (I beg to differ w/that assessment, but I'll roll with it for our purposes here), Slowstuff is Lance Bass, Steina is Chris Kirkpatrick (the super old weird guy), and I'm Lou Pearlman. Cool? Cool.

SlowStuff said...

No, not cool!

christian cult said...

Slowstuff......come back to the dark side.