Thursday, October 25, 2007

Manny Likes To Keep It Simple


First let me start by saying that that game last night was just filthy. The Sox are an absolute juggernaut right now. Beckett pitched a gem and continued to dominate the 2007 post season like a fat girl dominates the Old Country Buffet lunch special. Manny was 3-4 with 2 rbi, 3 runs and a walk but a way more hilarious stat for Manny is that he's 2-2 with naming kids. The above picture shows Manny's two kids: four-year old Manny Ramirez Jr. and 13-year-old Manuel O'Neil Ramirez. Thats right people, he named BOTH of his kids Manny! I realize this isn't unprecedented but it is highly uncommon which has sort of come to embody the idea that is 'Manny being Manny'. Just take a moment and try to imagine what some of the dialogue must be like around the Ramirez house. I say Theo locks both the Minny Mannys up ASAP. God I love Manny.

Orlando

4 comments:

Crazy Wrists said...

Given the opportunity - I would totally make out with Manny. Unless Mike Lowell was around then I would make out with him. ANYWAY, this is the best thing I have read all day with the exception of The Superficial reporting that Scarlett Johanson gave her BF her wisdom tooth dipped in gold on a nice chain. That was definitely cooler.

Wimpy Miles said...

Norman, are you writing under an alias again?

norman's big cock said...

no

sticky wicket said...

Just like Eskimo's having 300 words for snow, Dominicans have 300 words for Manny... so he's not really giving his kids the same name, we are just culturally insensitive.