Monday, September 10, 2007

Jane Seymour Is 54 And Still Gives Me An Erection










I can admit it. I don't care if you don't believe me but I've been a fan of hers ever since I used to watch Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman with my grandmother when I used to spend the night there on Friday nights. I actually think its sexier that she's 54. If any of you guys can actually watch that scene in Wedding Crashers where she makes Owen Wilson touch her tittie and NOT think she's sexy then you're living a lie. She was a friggin Bond girl for christ's sake (Live and Let Die 1973).
Orlando

10 comments:

sticky wicket said...

Here's a win/win for you, Norman, but... Jane Seymour or Diane Laine? You can only bone one. Who's it gonna be?

Dr. Phil said...

R.I.P. The Win Column.

Orlando, give it up...focus your attention elsewhere. This website is a dead issue. You are acting like the boyfriend that refuses to get dumped.

Norman P. Orlando said...

Hey Doc....evidently you're still reading...lets hook up. And to your question Sticky Jane Seymour....it wouldn't even be a question

Anonymous said...

Hey Dr. Phil, if its dead why are you still reading.....who's acting more like the ex here???

Billy Bong Thornton said...

Hey Norm......who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

Norman P. Orlando said...

good question, before I answer I have a follow up question....would a sex tape get leaked?

Sam Kinison said...

Hot Damn Jane.........
Show me that clown pussy!

eponymous said...

I would like to say that Mr. N. P. Orlando has singlehandedly been saving this blog over the past couple of days. These are the kinds of rants that we all tune in for. Well done sir!

Anonymous said...

I'm glad somebody finally noticed Jane. I just want to take her skin off and wear it to my birthday party...Norman, I am officially now your biggest fan.

Anonymous said...

if only Chieftain and Suds would come back we could return to the glory days