Who Would You Rather?

Very slow news day today...

You're Jay-Z. You're 37 years old. You're one of the greatest rappers of all-time. You're the current President and CEO of Def Jam and Roc-A-Fella Records. You co-own the 40/40 Club (which, by the way, is a terrible spot). You're co-owner of the New Jersey Nets. You are the second richest hip-hop entertainer (only behind Sean "Puffy" Combs), having reeled in a net worth of $340 million. In short, you're the "Jigga" Man.

That's all fine and dandy -- but, the real question is...which chick should be "wearing your chain"?? As Jay-Z is clearly cleaning both pipes, who should be Jigga's go-to?

In one corner...we have Beyonce, 25, his current girl. In the other corner, we have...Rihanna, 19 -- the one Sean Carter is said to be "mentoring". Down by 2, who's taking the last shot?

To me, Beyonce defines the term "hit-or-miss" (great abs, dumpy oak trees for legs). Beyonce is beautiful...absolutely flawless face. But, at the same time, she is BIG...as in, large and in-charge...as in, she could whip out a jackhammer down below (if you know what I mean) and it wouldn't come as a surprise. Lastly, it's well documented that Beyonce is very diva-like and high maintenance, an obvious red flag when it comes to bedroom antics...I'm willing to bet the house that she's a bore in the sack when compared to Rihanna.

Rihanna, on the other hand, isn't nearly as accomplished as Beyonce. But, who cares?? Remember...hypothetically speaking, you're Jay-Z!! She's just entering her sexual peak -- and, by the looks of it, she'd be down to "get down" with your entire entourage at a whim's notice.

Me?? In a close call, I'd rather ride with Beyonce, but it's my duty to present you a compelling case. To each his own...