Term of the Week

Triple Crown

Traditionally, the Triple Crown refers to the 3 biggest races run by 3 year old thoroughbreds. There are different triple crowns in other countries, but in the US its the Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes, and Belmont Stakes. Winning all 3 races gives a horse the Triple Crown, and is considered the greatest accomplishment possible for a race horse.

However, there is now a second meaning to Triple Crown, as it is currently being used to refer to perhaps the worse possible end to a night of binge drinking. Surprisingly (or not, depending on the circles you run in) some people will go out and get so bombed that they puke, piss, and sh*t themselves. Accomplishing all 3 of these tasks wins the unlucky f*cker the Triple Crown, and will undoubtedly get them kicked out of whatever bar or house party they are at.

Manny Likes To Keep It Simple

First let me start by saying that that game last night was just filthy. The Sox are an absolute juggernaut right now. Beckett pitched a gem and continued to dominate the 2007 post season like a fat girl dominates the Old Country Buffet lunch special. Manny was 3-4 with 2 rbi, 3 runs and a walk but a way more hilarious stat for Manny is that he's 2-2 with naming kids. The above picture shows Manny's two kids: four-year old Manny Ramirez Jr. and 13-year-old Manuel O'Neil Ramirez. Thats right people, he named BOTH of his kids Manny! I realize this isn't unprecedented but it is highly uncommon which has sort of come to embody the idea that is 'Manny being Manny'. Just take a moment and try to imagine what some of the dialogue must be like around the Ramirez house. I say Theo locks both the Minny Mannys up ASAP. God I love Manny.

Orlando

If You're Trying To Kill Time Before The Sox Game....

I highly recommend logging in some time watching girls kiss. Its usually pretty cool. I mean at least give it a shot.

Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes

Okay ladies, listen up. In preparation for Halloween, I am giving you my list of the Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes. Please, PLEASE, wear one. Any one.

1.

Sexy Teacher
If you think Van Halen was lying, think again.


2.

Sexy Cowgirl
Who wouldn't want to saddle up and ride... this chick?


3.

Sexy Devil
God I love evil women. If there is anything that can make Satanism sexier, its a great pair of legs.


4.

Sexy School Girl
The all time, heavy weight champion of sexy costumes. Even moderately attractive chicks look super hot in this get up. And look Norman, she's smoking a butt! CUPID, DRAW BACK YOUR BOW!!


5.

Dirty Librarian
I'd take her to the quiet section and make her teach me the dewey decimal system.


6.

Sexy Whore
Sounds a bit redundant, but whatever...


7.

Sexy Alice in Wonderland
Actually, this makes me feel pretty dirty... and is therefore my favorite.


8.

Sexy Detective
I'd really like to do an in depth investigation of her crime scene.


9.

French Maid
This is one of the ONLY times something French is awesome.


10.

Pocahontas
Go ahead, make all the poking jokes you want.



Runners Up:


Sexy Ghostbuster
Who you gonna call?



Hot Ref
She can make all the bad calls she likes, I ain't saying sh*t.



Sexy Cop
Man, Sir Psycho Sexy was right.



Sexy Football Fan
I'd root with her all day long. NOTE: In Australia, "rooting" also means f*cking. ALSO NOTE: She's wearing kneepads!!