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Norman P's Picks

So I'll be the first to admit that I'm a casual sports fan. I don't stay up late pouring over numbers and potential match-ups, not because I don't like it... just because its not my thing, I'd rather watch porn. I hardly ever bet because I have absolutely zero confidence in my prowess. For many readers of this site I know the beginning of football season means the beginning of betting season....and from what I can understand many of you guys do quite well for yourself, and for that I applaud you. For me, the beginning of the NFL season means logging in a solid 8-9 hours of couch time while absolutely putting on a clinic when it comes to snacking and burying beers on a Sunday.

So that said I'm posting my picks for the week. Take it for what its worth. I hope all you negative nancies out there (which evidently thats all that read this site nowadays) crap all over them. So good luck to all you gamblers out there this weekend. I hope you bet the farm and lose everything. My picks are in bold...

Saints

Colts (-6.5)

Chiefs

Texans (-1.5)

Broncos

Bills (+3.5)

Dolphins

Redskins (-3.5)

Eagles

Packers (+3.5)

Steelers

Browns (+3.5)

Pats

Jets (+6.5)

Falcons

Vikings (-3.5)

Titans

Jags (-6.5)

Panthers

Rams (-1.5)

Bears

Chargers (-5.5)

Bucs

Seahawks (-6.5)

Lions

Raiders (-1.5)

Giants

Cowboys (-5.5)

Ravens

Bengals (-2.5)

Cardinals

49ers (-3.5)

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Does Anyone Remember Daisy Fuentes?

I know I forgot about her too until I saw an old episode of The Larry Sanders Show recently. I used to rub one out to this chick like 5 times a day in junior high. She's got huge cans.....HUGE CANS! I'd love to stick my grill in there and motorboat. Last time I heard she was doing the 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. shift at Alex's on 138 in Stoughton. Have fun with the pics. By the way did you know she's 41 now? Crap.

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