Larry Flynt is the Balls

Not only is Flynt the man because he owns and operates a nudie mag that comes out each month, but due to his ridiculous wealth he has the opportunity to do something that none of us can do in our day-to-day. Stick it to the man. And I mean really stick it to the man. The above ad cost Flynt $85,000 to run in last Sunday's Washington Post, offering a million bucks to anyone that can provide any substantial information proving that some high-ranking, sh*tbag government official diddled them.

Flynt, an enemy of the Republican party every since some looney shot him and left him paralyzed from the waist down in the 1970's, has pulled off a similar feat in the past. In 1998, when the majority of republicans were calling for Clinton's impeachment, Flynt ran a similar ad that eventually exposed Robert Livingston - a congressman from Louisiana who was tipped to succeed Newt Gingrich as Speaker of the House and had demanded that President Clinton resign because of his conduct with Ms. Lewinsky. The exposure ultimately forced Livingston to an early retirement.

God, I love this country! Due to the unparalleled personal rights we have in the good ole US of A, if you have enough money you can expose as many perverts as you want....even if you are, consequently, a perv yourself. Like it or not, Flynt personifies the American dream. So God bless you, Larry...I'll support your cause when I pick up the latest edition of Hustler. And keep raising hell with Dems and/or Republicans alike because, after all, a pompous, rich, smug prick is still an asshole regardless of his political party.

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