Flame Thrower Takes Home No-No

Hats off to Justin Verlander tonight as he just completed a complete game no-hitter. Verlander fanned 12 Milwaukee Brewers on the night and walked four batters. There were many ridiculous plays by the Tigers defense which helped secure the zero's on the board.

In any event, if I threw 100 MPH, I'd like to think that not only would I get a no-hitter every other time I was on the mound, but I'd throw my hammer 100 MPH at every single chick within 20 miles of the Ford and GM car factories. Congrats dumbo, I mean Verlander.