Ocho Cinco vs. Beast

In front of an estimated crowd of 8,000 at River Downs....Chad Johnson used a 100-meter head start to defeat "Restore the Roar" in a 1/8 mile race around the track. Feeling pretty good about himself, Johnson mounted the horse after the race and rode it all the way to the winner's circle, where he proceeded to announce that he may return to the track in the near future to race an even faster horse. Some other eventful quotes from the circus were:

"Floyd Mayweather, you're next," Johnson said. "I want to fight you. I'd like to take Kobe and LeBron one-on-one. Jeff Gordon, we can take a couple laps."

"Look at him over there," Johnson said pointing to Restore the Roar, dancing about on his way to the track. "This is how DBs feel before the game. He's antsy. He's nervous."

I was thinking of ways I could turn this post into me making fun of Chad Johnson, but I actually find this hilarious. He's racing friggin' horses around race tracks and talkin' $hit to the greatest athletes in their respective sports. That's unbelievable. Although Chad would get his clock cleaned by Mayweather in less than 2 minutes....the other athletes should take him up on his offer. He should also try and set the record for the world's largest gang bang too while he's at it. Why not?