Throwback Hot Chick of the Day - Ali Larter

I have to admit that when Dawson (yes, I'm calling that pickle by his pickle name) turns down the whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues.....I almost cried. Who the hell would turn down a tasty treat like that? I don't care who your girlfriend is....you get weird on the couch right there and make an iced cream sandwich out of her biscuit. So this post is a formal apology to Ali Larter, because if I had taken over for Lance Harbor at quarterback, I would have absolutely pummeled her on a consistent basis, and I would have been one up on her with that whipped cream bikini...when I pulled a banana out of my pocket and showed her what being the gridiron field general is all about.