The Question I Must Ask Everyone......
Should it be true (and I pray to the Heavenly Father above it's not).......that Jessica Alba does indeed have herpes.....what are the chances that you guys (gulp, and girls) would bang her? I'm talking, if Jessica Alba was in your bedroom........and said "Please F*ck Me!!!! And, you can't use protection!!!" I mean.....would you? Seriously...you have the option of having sex with one of the most beautiful and desirable women on the planet, but you are also rolling the dice on whether or not you get an STD that is incurable to the entire world.
What do the readers of The Win Column think? Yay, or nay?
***Suds obviously will start the betting by saying that he'd take the chance because Jessica Alba is the most perfect human being he's ever seen in his 26 years of being on this planet.
4 comments:
of course I would! You kidding me? I'd bang the sh*t out of her even if I had to take a potato peeler to my junk 3 wks later!
According to ONE MORE DYING QUAIL...
"But here's the thing that nobody ever thinks about before rushing to judgment: what if Jessica Alba is taking Valtrex as treatment for a cold sore, an "extremely common" viral infection that affects "80%-90% of the [United States] population...by the time they are 50 years old" and is "usually caused by the herpes simplex virus type 1 (HSV-1)", or shingles, a painful skin infection "caused by the varicella-zoster virus, the same virus that causes chickenpox."
You know what I get out of that? If you've had chickenpox at any point in your life, you've had herpes. Dirty whores, the whole lot of you."
http://onemoredyingquail.blogspot.com/2007/08/hey-did-you-hear-that-derek-gave.html
And, yes, I wouldn't even think twice about it.
I'd get it, then sue the shit out of her. So you get laid, and you get paid. Annddddd...WHHHHAMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY
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