Me and Mandy Moore Are Getting Married

That's right, folks...today is the day I've been waiting for since Mix 98.5 announced its summer concert series. In just three short hours, Mandy will be performing downstairs in the South Garden at the Prudential Center. This is my opportunity to absolutely sweep Mandy off her feet, and I'm confident that I can pull it off. I'm so confident this was meant to be that I bet by 3:00 PM, Mandy and I will be frolicking in Boston Common, sharing a few PB&J sandwiches, splitting a chocolate milk, and engaging in some french kissing and light petting. What's that I hear.....wedding bells?!?! Not to jump the gun, but if Mandy's ready to settle down....so am I. So you losers take care of yourself, and enjoy the day because by days end, people will be announcing Mandy and I as Mr. and Mrs. Norman P. Orlando.

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