Friday, December 7, 2007

Jessica Alba Has Some Serious Competition




I'll be the first to admit I have no idea who Krystal Forscutt is. I had to GOOGLE her name just to find out that the only thing she is famous for is being on Australia's Big Brother in 2006. Let me tell you....with a face and cans like that....she's in store for biiiiiiiiig things. I almost can't believe what I'm seeing here. What a dime ! I mean if this girl wanted to strap me to a wall for 72 hours and beat me with a whip while pouring rubbing alcohol over my open wounds....I'd still be into it. My Bud Light can would fit perfectly in between her t*ts.....something else that really appeals to me.


Krystal....you're going straight to the top. Remember that I wrote about you first. And then call me, because I'm sure you need someone to clean your toilet or drive you to the undergarment store. And I'm your man.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

her boobs are too big.. she looks like meat!
Jessica alba is way better. she has an extraordinary body, very tonified. And what makes her so hot is that natural look, her shapes looks just very natural..

Anonymous said...

Her boobs are big but that makes her even sexier sexy I love the way her body curves. She is HOTTT.

Anonymous said...

Her boobs are big but that makes her even sexier sexy I love the way her body curves. She is HOTTT.