tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417684878525601875.post6877481674921683446..comments2023-10-03T12:42:04.012-04:00Comments on THE WIN COLUMN: Enough is Enough: A Public Transportation ManifestoChieftainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769295271522788423noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417684878525601875.post-13517406747631170052007-11-09T15:55:00.000-05:002007-11-09T15:55:00.000-05:00good story wimpy...maybe ill actually read it when...good story wimpy...maybe ill actually read it when i have a couple free days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417684878525601875.post-60913563178401848282007-11-08T22:02:00.000-05:002007-11-08T22:02:00.000-05:00long story, and i'll keep it quick, but i was on t...long story, and i'll keep it quick, but i was on the redline heading from park street to alewife one weekday night around 9pm a few years back, and these 4 blue collar dudes got on -- all of them about 50 years old and about 50 beers deep each. one of them started screaming -- and i mean SCREAMING -- at this one nerdy academic Harvard looking older gentlemen about how the drunk guy thinks the nerd thinks he's better than the drunk guy and yada yada yada. the nerdy guy was horrified, couldn't look at the guy in the eyes. and to make matters worse, he was sitting there w/his girl. so while that was really tense and awkward for a few minutes (the train was pretty packed), three of the dudes got off at their stop shortly thereafter. they were so smashed that they didn't notice that they'd left their fourth buddy behind. and that guy didn't notice he was supposed to get off the train b/c he was completely passed out. so i notice this, chuckle, and let the chips fall as they may... after the shitshow they'd just put on, i wasn't going to help the guy out. so i'm sitting there about 5 seats down from the dude on the same side of the train as him, and lo and behold i look down to see PISS streaming right for my feet. the dude had basically a full-blast faucet of piss running out of his jeans and onto the floor. the conductor somehow got hip to this and called ahead to the cops at the next stop. the poor cops had to come on and arrest this dude, dodging as many of the wet spots on his body as they could. needless to say, they arrested the guy and likely threw him in the drunk tank. and while i suppose i didn't keep this a 'short' story, it really was a sight to behold. god, i miss riding the train.Maronehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05254269245401747908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417684878525601875.post-23678202763487562752007-11-08T19:45:00.000-05:002007-11-08T19:45:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Maronehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05254269245401747908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417684878525601875.post-14189467974123480052007-11-08T18:19:00.000-05:002007-11-08T18:19:00.000-05:00suds....is that you?suds....is that you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417684878525601875.post-42817386751590451692007-11-08T17:15:00.000-05:002007-11-08T17:15:00.000-05:00Urinating is acceptable on all forms of transporta...Urinating is acceptable on all forms of transportation, in fact, urination is the new fad. Try it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417684878525601875.post-81096138495770391362007-11-08T17:13:00.000-05:002007-11-08T17:13:00.000-05:00Who is Karim Garcia ? Who are you? Sooooooooo wh...Who is Karim Garcia ? Who are you? Sooooooooo whatttttttttt. Who are you to challenge Pedro Martinez.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417684878525601875.post-49169754594016622072007-11-08T15:53:00.000-05:002007-11-08T15:53:00.000-05:00Norm, stop setting up fake names saying that you l...Norm, stop setting up fake names saying that you love yourself....its getting kind of weird.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417684878525601875.post-37844397798375606702007-11-08T12:31:00.000-05:002007-11-08T12:31:00.000-05:007. dont piss on me.7. dont piss on me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417684878525601875.post-73217094140881940452007-11-08T11:51:00.000-05:002007-11-08T11:51:00.000-05:00Orlando - I officially love you. I couldn't agre...Orlando - I officially love you. I couldn't agree with you more. When can we expect the pamphlet on this? I seriously think you should consider passing them out next the Metro/NOW guys!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417684878525601875.post-86474895717535601732007-11-08T08:26:00.000-05:002007-11-08T08:26:00.000-05:006. If you're standing on any green line train, ho...6. If you're standing on any green line train, hold on to something (you can wash your hands when you get to work). Unless you are a king crab fisherman, there's no way you can do it. While its funny to watch people fall over after a Sox game, having your feet crushed by some jerk-off holding a coffee and reading the WSJ isn't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com